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All Parts Large and Small
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August 22, 2016
"There are no small parts, only [small] actors." - Dabbs Greer
Why am I looking like Ron Jeremy's stunt double? Have I turned to porn?
Well, first, of course I've met Ron Jeremy. Twice. First in the Denver airport, in the mid-90s. He's walking along, and I saw him, and exclaimed, "You're Ron Jeremy."
He was looking tired, but his face just lit up, "Yeah, I am."
"Dude, I've seen all your movies. Well, hah, not all of your movies, you know, but a lot."
It was weird, realizing I've seen this guy have more sex than I have had actual sex. By, really, a very big margin.
Second time was in Tallahassee, a few years back. He was promoting a branded rum, and he looked incredibly, unbelievably, high. Pills type of high.
What were we talking about? Oh yes, porn. I think if I tried to go in to porn, I wouldn't last a day. My ass would hurt too much.
This was on the set of Comedy Flo's "Stark Naked". It's a PG rated web series about a woman leaving the porn business. Unlike in a real porn, my part is quite small.
Look for it on Youtube, this fall.